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When God created Adam & Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing … And then Adam stepped forward & shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please … Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, & said those things did not matter to her. Then God gave Adam the gift & he began to shout for joy. He ran through the garden of Eden & used it to wet all the trees and bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand … Well, he would not stop showing off. God & Eve watched the man crazy with happiness & Eve asked God: What is the other gift? ‘ God answered: Eve,….. a brain … & it is for you

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