When sending work related emails, it very important to make sure you included the right people in your emails, or you will get this responce from your bass player. ------ Hi Daniel, I think the best thing to do to get rid of all our waste is to put it in loads of giant luminous strawberry condoms, making sure they are of the ribbed variety (for her pleasure) put them on some massive humpbacked whales and send them over to the middle east. Once there the whales will employ their hench spunkngland capabilities and send the waste filled condoms up ISIS assholes, ending them. Sorting out the problems in the middle east and also dealing with waste disposal in the UK. On another note this will also bring to light the plight of the humpbacked whale and how useful they can be to society in the modern era as a green transportation method. This could in turn open the market to reindeer and the common or garden snail amongst a multitude of other animals who will work for free (like a small Indian child). Combining these two worthy causes of the struggle in the middle east and animal resources, I feel will move the company forward into a spotlight in our market field, even groundbreaking territory. Happy to hear thoughts back, make it quick though as we are headding out on the whaling ship in an hour and need to know the catch size. Kind regards, Nick and Stefanie Heads of Bullshit
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 09:50:30 +0000
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