When you trip over the dog gate carrying the basket of laundry you asked your daughter to take to the laundry room and bust your knee, then find a present from the dog on the carpet, and put the dog outside on his chain while you clean it up, then realize that you let your son take your car so you could put gas in his, but dont have a key to his car, so you think maybe you should just go back to bed and call it a day, Then he texts you with the location of a spare key, but you walk outside to find the dog has slipped out of his collar and ran off. Again... Arggh! Then you holler and look for the dog but cant find it, so you drive to IGA for gas (because he wasnt kidding when he said he had NO gas in the car) and cant find your debit card, even after dumping your purse out onto the seat, so you gather the $10 in coins from the bottom of your purse to get enough gas to drive back home, then you holler for the dog a bit, and find your debit card (along with a chewed up wallet) and your Chewed up Subway card under the table, and you holler for the dog (more quietly this time) and leave a bowl of water and some food for the stupid animal in case he ever comes back, (kinda hoping he doesnt) Then you drive to Road Dog and break a nail and pinch your finger taking off the gas cap, but get the car filled up with gas, and make it to work a little late, but a lot pissed off. Dont worry, Jane, the dog is back in the house. (and Im fine, thanks for asking) #doggottago
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 14:33:32 +0000
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