Whenever Michael Moore visits the Oregon coastline... Wait, thats not right. Every time a whale mysteriously winds-up on an Oregon beach, Oregonians seem perplexed. We now know that stuffing TNT all around it, and lighting the fuse is not always such a fine idea, but what to do? Well, I suggest someone create a whale-o-mattic. Just liquify it right there, then you can bottle the rich fish-like goodness and affix exotic names like... Jonahs Revenge, Liquid Gray Matter, or Kind of Like Oregon Rain, but Not Really. Just a random thought for the day from your friendly neighborhood auditor/politician/writer. Good night!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 03:52:58 +0000
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