While on holiday, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent to buy some souvenirs. They meet up with the Mother Superior and Dopey stops to talk to her. “Excuse me, your holy one, do you have any short nuns here?” Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the question but replies, “Not very short, some around 5 foot.” “Are you sure there aren’t any nuns about 3 foot in height?” he persists. “No, no, no one like that.” As the dwarfs leave, the Mother Superior follows them quietly down the road to try and discover the reason for such an odd question. She overhears the other dwarfs asking him what was said, and he replies, “She said they don’t have any.” On hearing this, the dwarfs fall about laughing and chanting: “Dopey’s f**ked a penguin, Dopey’s f**ked a penguin.”
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 10:33:03 +0000
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