While walking home from a burrito run(duh) on Alberta I turned a corner to some perky boy butts. I of course being the gay that I am locked on to them. Moments later I realized they were attached to two Mormon missionaries handing out pamphlets to my neighbors. They heard me giggling and swung around to look at me. I looked back, and they immediately started to walk towards me. As they got close the taller beefier blond one asked Would you like this picture of Jesus Christ? I smiled and looked into his eyes and replied Oh heavens no, Ive been done with the organized religion thing since my Scientology days in LA. And that was a dooozy let me tell you! They both immediately stood frozen in the air and looked me blankly. I smiled a big movie star grin and said Welcome to Portland!!! as I winked and walked away. Those poor poor boys are in for it in this city.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 23:49:35 +0000
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