Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dogs parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; theyre ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when youre drunk.. 8. Dogs like to go hunting, fishing and don’t mind spending the whole day with you in front of the tv. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog? 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they dont get mad. They just think its interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck and don’t care how much money you have. To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see whos happiest to see you.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 10:39:46 +0000
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