=====Why did the chicken cross the road?====== LK Advani: To restore the glorious Chicken coop that once proudly stood where now a sparrow nest stands! Join me in my rath yatra across the road! Atal Behari Vajpayee: Is baat par do panktiyaan yaad aati hain: Arvind Kejriwal: On that side of the road, the sarkar has started overcharging for water and electricity. The chicken is going there to cut the wires from electric meters and call a press conference to get photographed doing it. AnnaHazare (yaad hain…?): That’s where the netas live, the chicken must be going there to stage a fast-unto-death till the netas come and feed him deluxe chicken feed and promise to look into his demands. Sushma Swaraj: The chicken looks angry and defiant, probably has walked out of the Parliament to dance to patriotic songs at the protest across the road. Modi: Kyonki sadak ke us paar Gujarat hai! Sadak ke us paar ek naye kal ki shuruaat hai! ArGo: Indeed, I have a paper in my hand that exactly tells me how many times this chicken has been threatened, but The Nation needs to hear it from YOUR mouth, Mr MUKHERJI. NO. NO. NO. NO. PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO. THE NATION DEMANDS AN ANSWER, MR MUKHERJI! Manish Tewary: You see, the holistic intersectionalities of cross-chicken horizontalizations… Salman Khurshid: Yeh chicken sadak toh paar kar lega, Wapas kaise aayega! Arundhati Roy/Medha Patkar/Aruna Roy: The government has yet again failed in its bounded moral duty to safeguard the interests of minority species. Now it wants to inspect the motives of innocent movements of the chicken. We will move the courts, sit on dharna and write a ten thousand word abstract of a two-lakh word booklet to spread awareness and raise consciousness. Rahul Gandhi: You know guys, I don’t know! I don’t have all the answers! Barkha Dutt: As I stand here in front of a chai shop, one thing is very clear – there is a SWEEPING anti-chicken sentiment in GUJARAT that has triggered a MASSIVE chicken migration, and THIS chicken is evidence! MMS: Theek hai?
Posted on: Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:41:13 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015