Within the Fortress Monastery of the Grey Knights is a box. This box is said to contain some information that could either doom or save the Imperium of man. The only real clue to the contents of said box is a symbol that only appears one other place within the whole of the Imperium. That is on the Holy Golden Throne of Terra. You may know the contents of this box. It is the final surviving copy of the recipe of Chocolate Chip Cookies. The Emperor, in his infinite wisdom knew that without Chocolate Chip Cookies mankind was lost, and the ingredients to make these sacred cookies were no where to be found on Terra. Thus the Emperor began the Great Crusade, secretly hoping that the Ingredients could be found on distant worlds. Horus, not understanding the Emperors true vision and wisdom, turned to the Chaos of Thin Mints and thus began the Horus Heresy, for, Horus learned of the secret of Thin Mints from the Gods of Chaos and believed them to be superior. (This version makes almost as much sense as the actual version lol...)
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 08:23:07 +0000
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