World Cup Rules for the Ladies from the Gents: **The world Cup (WC) is fast approaching and we would like to clarify a few things and set some very simple rules. **For the full WC period, the remote control shall reside in my pocket and shall be operated only by me else under my written authority **Everyone shall learn all soccer rules prior to the WC, any questions like, why is that guy running on the line waving a checked flag will not be tolerated ** If you miss the line-up please do not ask, who is that guy? There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalism shall remain an obsolete part of the WC. ** We shall watch any soap, reality show, romantic telenovela or movie as long as they shoot it in Brazil and the cast are from WC participating teams. ** It’s the WC and there is no Arsenal or Barcelona. It happens once in four years so don’t ask if it’s the same as the game from last week. ** Tell your girlfriends not to wed, have babies, fall sick or die during the WC. We won’t go. ** You shall support the teams I support, smile only when my teams are winning and shout goal when it’s actually one. ** Non-Soccer conversations shall not be tolerated within regulation, injury, and extra time or during penalties. ** Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, calculate the time difference between Rio de Janeiro and your country on your own, so please no stupid questions. Thank you GENTLEMANS ASSOCIATION
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:45:02 +0000
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