Wow that was some Zombie shit right there! Bare with me, Ive got a theory... Had a ton of errands to run this morning, and half way through Chloe was complaining of a stomach ache, I chalked it up to car sickness or gas or maybe she snuck some junk food and it disagreed. Well the last stop of the day and she pukes in the Jeep. After unloading and cleaning the seat and her I got her set up with soup an toast and an hour in, the stomach cramps begin! My symptoms however, accelerated at a much higher rate. Before I knew it I was in the back yard expelling everything Ive eaten in the last two weeks. I ran outside because I am a rather violent when I vomit and did not want the kids to bare witness. (Little did I know, Cedar was watching the whole time, but thats for a spin off movie!) haha Came in, laid on the couch, (feeling an inch from death) and had a most unsettling vision. That the zombie apocalypse would in fact be a mutated strain of flu, and what better delivery system but the public schools... Youre welcome! Haha On a high note it did not last long. Chloe and I both are feeling better! Perhaps just a test strain this time! I look fantastic! Who needs sit-ups? Any longer though and I wouldve looked like the Dallas Buyers Club! Rant is over..
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 22:31:58 +0000
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