YOU ARE AN EQUAL TO SOMEONE WHO NEVER SET FOOT IN MARIAZELL ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE DOING MATRIC 2013 AND ONE THESE NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU OR DONE ANY OF THEM SINCE WE GOT THERE IN GRADE TEN !!! IF YOU NEVER DANCED ESPRINGS IF YOU NEVER SAID DHRIIIIIIIIII IF YOU NEVER SANG AT ASSEMBLY IF YOU NEVER GOT IMVUBU 4 EATING STRAWBERRIES IF YOU NEVER GOT CALLED UP AT ASSEMBLY FOR DOING GOOD IF YOU NEVER FAILED MATHS IN JUNE IF YOU NEVER GOT TO BE CALLED A MONKEY IF YOU NEVER ATE WAWI IF YOU NEVER BUNKED CHURCH IF YOU NEVER BOUGHT YOU FONE ALONG IF YOU NEVER GOT BE CALLED A DONKEY IF YOU NEVER GOT TO BE PUNISHED TO GYM IN THE SQUARE IF YOU NEVER GOT A CLAP WITH THE CAR KEYS IF YOU NEVER GOT PINCHED DURING THE XHOSA CLASS IF YOU NEVER RECEIVED A SWEET DURING ENGLISH CLASSES IF YOU NEVER GOT TO EXPERIENCE YOUR MARKS BEING CALLED OUT LOUD IF YOU WERE NEVER A LARMACK IF YOU DIDNT DYE YOU HAIR TO THE FAREWELL IF YOU WERE NOT A DEEP SINKER/ DALLA ROTTO IF YOU NEVER GOT IMPAMA NGESANDLA ESINE RING IF YOU NEVER IMPAMA JUST NJE RANDOM IF YOU NEVER WENT E MAURITIUS IF YOU NEVER CHILLED E HAWAII IF YOU NEVER BEEN E TENNIS COURT IF YOU NEVER WENT TO PET NGE NKANI IF YOU NEVER SHOUTED 440 WHEN EVERYONE IS QUITE IF YOU NEVER RAN TO BE NUMBER ONE AT WAWI IF YOU NEVER CHILLED E CAR PORT DURING WEEKENDS IF YOU NEVER CHECKED YOU LOCKER AND YOU MONEY IS GONE IF YOU NEVER SHARED A PACKET OF SPOOKIES IF YOU NEVER ATE UMXABANISI IF YOU NEVER WENT TO THE TOP OF THE TREE NEXT TO KERK IF YOU NEVER SANG WILD SONGS AND DANCED ALONG IF YOU NEVER CRAVED I APPLE MUNCH IF YOU NEVER GOT WATER IN OCTOBER IF YOU NEVER HAD A MUMC,TAMS,BABS,SISTERS & BROTHERS IF YOU NEVER GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR WEARING TRACKSUIT IF YOU NEVER GOT PUNISHED TO CLEAN HOHO IF YOU NEVER CRIED AT LEAST FIVE TIMES BECAUSE OF PEOPLE IF YOU NEVER GOT TSHWARELO IF YOU NEVER WENT E WOOD HOSE IF YOU NEVER DID STUFF BCZ OF IXESHA IF YOU NEVER WENT TO GHETTO WEARING HEELS IF YOU NEVER FELL FROM THE BALCONY AND CALLED SUPER WOMEN IF YOU WERE NEVER CALLED GOD AT ASSEMBLY IF NEVER GOT LAUGHED BY CLASSMATES WHEN THE CALLS YOU TEACHER IF YOU NEVER STOOD IN THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND SAID ALL OF US IF YOU NEVER WORE I SCARF NAMAZAZA TO CLASS IF YOU NEVER LAUGHED HILARIOUSLY AT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IF YOU NEVER GOT TO BE CALLED MDANAM IF YOU NEVER GOT IMPAMA KA SONGO IF YOU NEVER DALAD IF YOU NEVER LOCKED THE GRADE 11 DORMITORIES IF YOU NEVER KICKED,SLAPED OR GOT ANYTHING FROM FATHER FOR FUN IF YOU NEVER DATED A GRADE 10 IF YOU NEVER LAUGHED AT SOMEONE SHELARING YOU IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE GAY SCANDALS ABOUT YOU BOY FRIEND IF YOU NEVER SAT E HOMZ IN A CREW IF YOU NEVER READ IN CHURCH AND MADE A MISTAKE AND LAUGHED AT IF YOU NEVER HAD A SONG COMPOSED FOR YOU FOR DOING SOMETHING IF YOU NEVER BEEN A TIP OF BECOMING A DAY SCHOLAR/BECAME ONE IF YOU NEVER GOT CAUGHT SMOKING IF YOU NEVER DRANK IN THE QUANTUM TO SCHOOL IF YOU NEVER DID MOFEEE AND SANG THE SONG IF YOU NEVER SANG MANDOWN AND DANCE IF YOU NEVER GOT TO SING WITH ZIBOBO YAMKELA IF YOU NEVER GOT A FUNNY NAME IF YOU NEVER SANG AND EVERYONE MAKES THE SINGING A JOKE IF YOU NEVER DANCED AND THAT BECOMES A JOKE IF YOU NEVER SHOUTED LIBOMVU/ZISHUBILE/KUYANYIWA IF YOU NEVER GOT CAUGHT IN ASSEMBLY FOR WEARING TAKKIES IF YOU NEVER WORE EYELINER DURING THE TRAILS IF YOU NEVER GOT MADE TO PICK UP THE PAPERS AROUND THE SCHOOL IF YOU NEVER WENT TO ANY SCHOOL SPONSORED OUTING IF YOU NEVER MADE YOUR SCHOOL PROUD IF YOU NEVER BECAME THE ODD CLASS-REP IF YOU NEVER GOT A COMBINATION CREATED FOR YOU IF YOU NEVER BEEN CAUGHT IN ACTION IN THE CLASSROOM IF YOU NEVER CALLED A RANDOM MEETING IN THE DINING HALL AND NTATE COMES TO ASK KWENZA KALANI IF YOU NEVER SAT IN THE BOYS DINING HALL PRETENDING TO BE STUDYING IF YOU NEVER WORE A SCHOOL SHIRT MORE THAN ONCE IF YOU NEVER CUT YOU SHIRT IN A BIB LIKE FASHION IF YOU NEVER SUSAS IMITSHOBA EFONINI IF YOU NEVER GOT CALLED TO THE STUFFROOM FOR SINGING MALUME NOW THATS THE REAL DEAL GOTTA LOVE THESE THINGS KODWA VERY FUNNY WHEN YOU THINK OF THEM NOW!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 31 May 2014 15:05:36 +0000