Yesterday I managed to fall off the treadmill. Spectacularly. First the iPad fell off the treadmill onto the tread part. It bounced around and tripped me before the headphones got all tangled up in the side bar. I hit the stop button to grab it but kept tripping on it so I turned around before it had quite stopped moving to try to grab the iPad before anything worse happened. Of course turning around on a moving treadmill is generally a bad call, and I fell on my butt, shot off the back, and landed on my iPad, taking the entire shelf of things next to the treadmill down with me. The iPad, in case you were wondering, is fine. My butt, however, is very sore. And then today I managed to papercut myself on a piece of cardboard, and walk seriously hard into a door that my hand apparently forgot to open. Can I please have my helmet and bubble wrap now?
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 02:16:29 +0000