You Have Two Cows, RPG style. AD&D: You have two cows. Theyre very old and their milk smells funny, but everyones fond of them anyway. D&D 3/3.5: You have two cows. One of them is VASTLY more powerful than the other due to differing progression models. D&D 4E: You have two cows. They are perfectly balanced, and move around the field on a square grid pattern. Exalted: You have two cows. THEY ARE THE MOST AWESOME COWS THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED EVER ANYWHERE EVER. Unfortunately, they dont really work very well if you look at them too carefully, which is why no-one ever does. Rolemaster: You have 2 cows. You look up the Milk Yield table on page 216 of Farm Law (the chapter on Animal Husbandry, sub-chapter on Western Cattle Species) and cross-reference the Udder Type to the Milking Technique to retrieve the fluid ounces-per-minute rate of milk you get. Paranoia: Cows do not exist. All rumours of such beings are Commie propaganda intended to provoke anger at Friend Computer over soy-milk rationing. The Computer is your Friend and would never cover up the existence of a natural source of nutritious milk. If you see a cow, report for debriefing and termination at once. Any more?
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 04:12:28 +0000
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