You have not heard from me for a while. Ive been in Italy. The countryside in Sicily was marvelous. I stayed at the Patomariconmuerto Villa. It was the only way for me to get financial and muscle back up my new venture. Vito Plumateli offered me refuge after he heard of my battles with the duck community in Miami. He too is an avid duck hater when he lost his family to a pack of wild ducks when he was a boy. Now I sit negotiating with this organized crime family on what I can offer them. They are one of the biggest manufacturers of pillows ( filled with duck feathers ) in most of Europe. We sat around feasting on goose pate, roasted duck and cognac as I explain the enormous bounty of feathers I can supply. I enjoy a contraband Cuban cigar and wait for my next chance to get even with those feathered FKRs. The only negative incident during this trip was the rectal thermometer they use in Italy to check for ebola. I shall return. Ducks, migrate before heads will rest upon you!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 13:20:12 +0000
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