You know its hunting time again ! Men all gettin dressed up in their fancy camo.. Painting mud on their faces smellling like god knows what and what they put on themselves to smell like a deer..! or attract a deer..They go in the defense mode live and breathe.. Natural born hunters... Turn into hunting zombies.. They wiill sit in deer stands and duck blinds for hours in the freezin cold with tree limbs on their heads and branches and twigs and berrys... anything to look like a tree. on the ground and a patch of ground to the ducks..in the sky, Deers then sadly realize that their are walking trees ... as soon as they are in their scope and ducks realize there are land minds below.On the other hand when a man and woman fall in love they will do the exact opposite.. They smell good look good and dont wear trees and limbs on their heads. and dont smell of earthly smells ... But after you get married they blend in with the sofa.. and live with a remote..... and do create manly smells ....That we never ask for... . I did talk to a hunter the other day that said that there is a shortage of ammo..... due to the world and whats going around us. I say go to your nearest Walmart and stock up on toy water guns . The new generation of toy water guns kids love to play with as I know because I have been blasted with one in the summer months.. Have the ablitly to pressure wash a brick house and knock over a clown a mile away.. Just saying... Keep it simple and I woke up to early again.. Happy hump day!@
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:02:25 +0000
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