You know, kids...you should always make a point to say thank you as often as possible! So, Id like to say Thank You to the 380 pound slab of beef with a fat roll at the base of his neck so big I expected to see teens tubing down the Chattahoochee River on it. He cut me off in traffic today as I was trying to get to my cardiac stress test. He whipped in front of me like Batman so he must have been in a hurry (to get his genital wart medication was my guess) but then had time to slam his brakes on every 20 feet as he tried to let me know who was in charge. Its not enough to cut someone off in a hospital part of town...you should then proceed to screw around as much as possible... that helps total strangers stay at their peak performance levels. Luckily his 63 IQ kicked in and he saw a squirrel and ran off to chase it! THANK YOU! His hot girlfriend waited in the car whilst he paraded around giving me the skunk eye from the Herpes Only parking area...(I think girlfriend was in the 1974 Parts Pups calendar...Miss Crankcase. Of course, now shes concealing a couple of balloon animal balloons half-filled with slim-fast squished under her tube top with a couple of distended Harmon Kardon treble knobs trying to peek out! (To our younger readers that means shes an audiophile). I wont even go into the short shorts component but lets just say it reminded me to stop on the way home and pick up 60 pounds of ricotta cheese. In fairness, someone told her they were bringing back the Debbie Drake workout and she wanted to be seen in her most appealing workout togs! (Suffice it to say, the stress test revealed plenty of it!) THANK YOU! Remember kids, you think of someone to thank today as well!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:48:24 +0000
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