You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: Great Boris Karloff Mask, And youre not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, Trick or... And you cant remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesnt dislodge your hairpiece. 2. Youre the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee! No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway. You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: Great Boris Karloff Mask, And youre not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, Trick or... And you cant remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesnt dislodge your hairpiece. 2. Youre the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... * * * 1. You keep having to go home to pee! No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
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