How to Tell a Trail Runner from a Road Runner 1. Road runners can tell you their per mile split pace; trail runners can tell you their per mile elevation gain. 2. Road runners run for PRs; trail runners run for beer. 3. Road runners buy matching clothes from a specialty running store; trail runners by whatever comes in their size from the super discount rack at TJ Maxx. 4. Road runners use a port-a-potty; trail runners use the hole they just dug off of the side of the trail. 5. Road runners run hills; trail runners run HILLS! 6. Road runners run fast; trail runners are glorified hikers. 7. Road runners manage pain with ibuprofen; trail runners use whiskey. 8. Road runners stop at crosswalks; trail runners stop for moose crossings. 9. Road runners use running tights to stay warm; trail runners use body hair.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 08:37:19 +0000
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