YouTube = Commercials load within seconds. Videos, sometimes twenty minutes if you’re lucky. I wish I had an inspector gadget arm so I could reach out and smack some people from a distance. Just invented the funnest work game ever: while on the phone with a man call him ma’am. Listening to them deepen their voices is hilarious! Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge. I always wonder what kind of food people are talking about when they say “I need some brain food.” Then I start realizing that we may be closer to having a zombie apocalypse than I thought. Is it weird that I stop to pick change up from the ground but I never hesitate to vacuum it up? Friend you? I wouldn’t even poke you on Facebook. Be patient girls, Cinderella didn’t find her Prince Charming till the end.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 20:28:33 +0000
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