Young Akpors a father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying,“Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Its my wife,man! Her water is broken,man! She is about to born a child,man!” The doctor came over and told Akpors,”Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!” The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby’s cry was soon heard. Akpors cried outm,“Praise the Lord! A boy!I am the proud father of a baby boy,man!” The doctor again told Akpors, “Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now,man!” Akpors again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed,“Its twins!!! I got twins! I am doubly blessed! Glory be to God!” The doctor instructed, “Hold the lamp higher!Hold the lamp higher now!” Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! Akpors,somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, “Oh. Thank ya,Jesus” The doctor repeated, “Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now,man!” and in a short while a FOURTH cry was heard. Akpors said nothing, being lost in deep thoughts. The doctor for a fifth time commanded,“Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!” Akpors then asked, “Doc,I think wed better off the light now,man. You think maybe its the light that attracts them?. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 05:04:59 +0000
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