Young girl. Did you know that: The amount of money in a mans bank account is inversely propotional to his loud mouth? Yes, broke ass men shout loudest when it comes to hitting on money minded adolescents like you. How? Well because, empty barrels make most noise and even emptier barrels fall for it. Thats how. There you are thinking you hit the jackpot courtesy of a pot-bellied, old hag, who belches like a dying bull each time the two of you hog(you DONT eat leave alone dine) almost stale roast beef at that cheap NyamaChoma and Keg joint. Little do you know his FAULU-K loan is due that date he promised to take you to Mombasa. That his wife of 7years is at the Childrens Office trying to involve the goverment in her plan to force school fees and child support money out of her 10,000ksh salary husband. You continue swaying your fantasy hips waiting for him to toboka 40,000ksh for you to run to Mr. Price, oblivious of the fact that even Kalonzo couldnt raise as much. #MunguAnakuona #TycoonManfriendNiWeweNaCuguo #AnatobokaYeyeNiKentank?
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 18:29:29 +0000
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