Zuma Must Come Right 25 October 2013 Its not as if the world didnt know that South African President Jacob Zuma was a stark raving poephol already. If youve not been hiding under a rock you wouldve known that Zuma, who had a bus load of corruption cases against him withdrawn when he became president, put his foot lelik in it this week. Zuma on Monday, at an ANC event, spoke on a wide range of issues including policies of the ANC on the economy, the Broad-Based Black Economic Empowerment, youth employment, their National Development Plan and the Gauteng Freeway Improvement Project, which brought about the tolling of the roads. He jokingly said, on the matter of e-tolls, South Africans must not think like Africans in Africa generally, were in Johannesburg. He apparently also said that the Gauteng highways are not some national road in Malawi. Zuma, who would end a distant third in a debate with Chester Missing, has more wives than sense. I guess he is the Kim Kardashian of African presidents; excellent at making lots of money for himself but dumb as f***. Zuma must come right! Its not as if he said anything different from what his compatriots think (and probably sometimes say). But you dont say these things out loud and in public. Especially if you are the supposed president of a country. Initially, I was more pissed with the people in the audience who laughed but the avalanche of *claps hands once* and Zuma is unAfrican posts on social networks from ordinary South Africans this week had me convinced that all is not lost for our neighbour from the arse end of the Orange river. And as Zuma, who used to wear cheap suits until his sugar daddy Schabir Shaik saved him, struggles to rid his mouth of his feet, images of him having a shower came flooding back. But what really tied my anal hair in a knot was a statement released by Zumas spin doctor, Mac Maharaj on Tuesday. The Presidency has noted reports in certain media, suggesting that President Jacob Zuma insinuated that Africans were backward and that they should stop thinking like Africans in Africa and accept that Gauteng roads were not like some national road in Malawi or Pietermaritzburg or Rustenburg. And the clincher... The words have regrettably been taken out of context and blown completely out of proportion. Weeeeeeeeena! Maharaj would have been more believable if he told the world that that thing on the back of Zumas head, or the devil, made him say those things. Do you know why people laugh at you. You talk kak on a grand scale and then lie to get you out of that pickle. I hope South Africans are sufficiently pissed off. I would be, if my president lies to me after getting caught out for revealing his own prejudice and ignorance. To think Zuma succeeded the architect of the African Renaissance. I guess South Africans, and their president, only see Africa as a huge impoverished market where they can just dump their expensive products. But Zuma should be the last one to hurl stones. He is after all, the president of the rape capital of the world. His precious Joburg is dirtier than my mind after a bottle kaalgat. Its probably one of the only places in the world where you could have the honour of the police robbing your arse. His countrys previous two police commissioners had more corruption allegations and convictions against them than a dozen Nigerian 419 scammers. And one was nogal the head of Interpol. Zuma should be ashamed of himself. Namibias white people are well behaved. They write letters to the newspapers, they dont run uncontrolably in the street complaining that theres a genocide against them. They also dont say they only want to be raped by their own tribe. In Windhoek the municipality actually removes refuse and keep the city clean. Joburg can learn from Africas cleanest city. They shouldnt think about it, they must just do it. I dont know why we are hoeka gaaning aan. This is after all the guy who thought he could shower off HIV. Oh, and Namibian roads are better than yours. Dis Windhoek hieso! allafrica/stories/201310251417.html?viewall=1
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 00:17:59 +0000
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