akpors n his wife ekaitte received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas. SHE WROTE~ My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop." GoodBye i love u! So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. The man looked at his wife & says U go first". So d PINKY takes a drop, thereafter the akpors follows. Indeed dwife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, d daughter returns home 2 to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father akpors . "Your Father? Hmmmmm, my child, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank d whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm na him dey my back! D daughter fainted!
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 19:50:54 +0000