destiny mathematical calculations!!! 1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance 2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy 3. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair 4. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage 5. Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits 6. Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production 7. Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion 8. Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime 9. A man will pay N2.00 for a N1.00 item he needs. 10. A woman will pay N1.00 for a N2.00 item that she does not need. 11. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 12. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 13. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 14. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 15. To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. 16. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 17. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 18. Women somehow deteriorate overnight. 19. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. 20. A man marries a woman expecting she wont change, but she does. 21. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. 22. Any married man should forget his mistakes. Theres no use in two people remembering the same thing. 23. A woman has the last word in any argument. 24. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument LIKE or COMMENT if u Agree!!!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 12:46:34 +0000
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