farmer is sitting on his fence one day when up drives a fancy black limo and stops right in front of him. The chaffeur cracks his window and asks, Can you tell me which way to go to get to Memphis? The farmer chews on his straw for a couple of seconds, then points up the dirt road and says, Yep. Go on up this road for a couple of miles til you see the cattle guard, then go left. Wont be long youll be in the city. Well, a little while goes by and the farmer sees the big limo coming back down the road. The window rolls down and the chaffeur says, Forgot to ask. What color uniform is that cattle guard wearing?
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 05:54:02 +0000
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