#horrorcomedy #reading #bookexcerpt #writing *** HORROR CAN BE FUNNY AS WELL. THIS BOOK PROVES IT. *** “In my frenzy I managed to consume about half of the late Stanislaus, bones and all. Eventually, my long suppressed appetite was sated and I had time to consider my next move. The first thing was where to put the legs, arms and intestines? The rest of him was snug in my somewhat distended stomach. I didn’t want to keep the meat in the cupboard as Christopher hung his coat there sometimes, and I figured that the sight of the limbs of his landlord lying in a heap in the bottom of the wardrobe might put a cloud over relations in the house.” Find out what preceded this and what came after. Read “The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama”. (On an empty stomach only) and be prepared to laugh a lot. amazon/Zombie-Cat-Barack-Obama-appearances-ebook/dp/B009CYBTC8/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385744875&sr=1-8&keywords=queen+elizabeth+ii Also available from all Amazon sites.
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