if I ever get married, these are my pre written in wedding vows; baby, if you was my house cat, I would get you all the fancy feast at Walmart.. Baby, if you was my trailer park husband, I would go to Costco and get you the most expensive watch with the real genuine cubic zirconia. Baby, if you was my Jewish world war 2 fugitive, I would build you the attic of your dreams . baby, if you was my deadbeat dad on the Maury show, I would fudge all the paternity tests just for you. baby, if you was my pregnant teenage girlfriend, I would get you more food stamps than you could spend. baby if you was my starving African child, I would bring you to America and convince everyone that you were Gary Coleman reincarnated. baby if you was my Paris Hilton, I would find a cure for herpes immediately. baby, if you was my 1998 Honda Civic I would put 22 inch rims on you, and a bigger aftermarket spoiler than you could imagine. Baby, I LOVE you.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 02:23:07 +0000
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