#jokeswithjeffsdad On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, I dont know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out, and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didnt work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat frazzled. Yes, he informs the couple, You can get married in Heaven. Great! said the couple, But we were just wondering, what if things dont work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven? St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. Whats wrong? asked the frightened couple. OH, COME ON!, St. Peter shouted, It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long itll take me to find a lawyer?
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 13:21:44 +0000