jole of the day: Subject: A Patel Joke - Masterpiece! > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Gujarati from India . > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, What is the fastest thing you know? > > Dave, the American, replied, A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. Theres no warning that its on the way; its just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of. > > Thats very good! replied the interviewer. > > And now you sir? he asked Vladimir , the Russian. > Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you dont know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know. > > Excellent! said the interviewer. The blink of an eye, thats a very popular cliché for speed. > He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. > > Well, out at my dads ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall theres a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on Yep, Turning on a LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. Its hard to beat the speed of light he said. > > Turning to Patel, the Guy from India , the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Patel replied, (in his Gujju accent!) Apter herring da 3 prebius ansers sir, ets obius to me dat the fastest thing is DIARRHEA. > > WHAT!? said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats... > Oh, I can expleyn sir, said Patel. > You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was pheeling bad and so I run so fast to the baatrum,, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I alredi done it ! > > Patel is now the new Office Manager at Wal-Mart in Washington .
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 08:45:23 +0000
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