once upon bonfire night! a lonely old man, barry manilow sat on a hob goblin called it was hot!!! itwashot screamed! what the… hell, ouch! that melted my large and hairy manly chest oh god i look like a right charlie banana split makes me want to go get face paints to smother the area using cutlery and ladle gold plated nipple tassles swing swing ouch my hairy toes he said burn meerkats not oleg hes cut and murder meerkat villain hates insurance trouble maker how can something so amazingly purple have killed be so super duper and so he jumped off the kennel roof and landed in another pile of bacon sandwiches maggots writhed with anticipation but exploded once they chomped on his leg bloody hell..! he shouted and off he crawled to get some biscuits covered in hydrochloric acid it burns.....!!! burns, burns later that day, an nurse said open your cold sore And saydance puppets Oh Jesus! She screamed At the Sight of Two giant Fart bubbles They began To ouze From my Ear hole Big round Green pustule Throbbing away Went off! rancid ichor Oh they Tasted nice Can I like dirty Cheesy wotsits Mmm tasty Said Dave But then A huge Perspex member From London Went kapow And flew Phil McCracken Out of Grandmas catheter And smellsJust like Bacon frazzles Then just The cracken Opened the Back door With Big vibrating Screwdriver and A hammer Made of Bone and Vajazzle sparkles crikey thats A big And colourful Roman fountain So wet And juicy Like oranges In a Juicer, mmm Hakuna mutata What a Pile of Leaves How can They be So unbelievably cute and Razor sharp His finger Bled everywhere And dripped Into his Left nostril Like a Well positioned Battered sausage Im starving And need curry sauce And some Rancid turkey To wash Down with Dickins Cider Eeew Aaaar!! Cummins cider White andHow delightful It smells Like flowers In bloom Then a… Very large Testicle shaped Object in His nostril Started to Throb rapidly Suddenly it Ejaculated everywhere Bless you! Thank you He cried as he Wiped his Bee Juice Off the Oblong shaped Family dog Called Splash Who ran Like a Fluffy unicorn With a Big boner Smooth and Sort of Shiny with Chocolate sprinkles And a Marshmallow shaped Head on I have never seen Sprinkles like Those before Must be Labotomised gonad tastes vile!Like curried Granny spit Mmmm tasty But how Thats lush But not Sticky and Sweet, simply Stick like Frogs legs Or maybe A bit Like a Umpa lumpa Doing a Big smelly Brown lumpy that actually Tastes devine Today but Bit salty its creamy The end
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:21:26 +0000
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