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An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all...

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares a...

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. R...

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month...

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaug...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through ...

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they ...