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Me: (In hallway, outside my office) Hi Eileen! IT Guru, Eileen:
Me: (In hallway, outside my office) Hi Eileen! IT Guru, Eileen: (Waves from other end of the hallway, then strikes a Ninja pose.) Me: (Slowly smiles ...

*IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, THIS STATUS IS FOR YOU* I walked into a
*IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE, THIS STATUS IS FOR YOU* I walked into a party the other night, after leaving my work party early and driving an hour just so...

A couple hours ago, a dear friend called crying. I immediately
A couple hours ago, a dear friend called crying. I immediately yanked my CAC and ran outside at the sound of her tears. While I barely knew this parti...

Me (slurred): Oooo! A flip cup competiton! Our team wants
Me (slurred): Oooo! A flip cup competiton! Our team wants in. Cadre: Batman, your team totally lost the event. This is a tie breaker. Me (Looks at Ra...

Me: (Walk into nail salon) Vietnamese owner: (Looks up from
Me: (Walk into nail salon) Vietnamese owner: (Looks up from manicure and shouts hello) Oh hi! We not see you long time. You here for eyebrow and lip w...