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Twas the Night After Christmas Twas the night after Christmas
Twas the Night After Christmas Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube ...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, And wha...

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. --...

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the superma...

Astronomy Joke 2: When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went
Astronomy Joke 2: When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new fact...

Our Favorite, Thought-provoking and Fun Moon Quotes Three things
Our Favorite, Thought-provoking and Fun Moon Quotes Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Hindu Prince Gautama Sidd...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards! Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse? Getting it to fit over a bu...

Are there any gators? For his vacation on the Florida coast, a
Are there any gators? For his vacation on the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clingin...

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it John Steinbeck ------------------------------------------------- ...