public.nightpro.co/events/dgGxIrGfSC/QHj4do3AEf Welcome to another episode of Promoter Bios! Todays special: Freshman Edition!! Tyler GoPro Hoe Schellenberg: wielding his legendary weapon, the GoPro, Tyler is perhaps one of the most creative promoters out there, second to yours truly, the BadPanda With the power of high definition, he captures everything from the 2 strangers hooking up in the Coli mosh pit to me whispering Im gonna take my shirt off. Dont get on his bad side however cuz he most likely has embarrassing footage of you, and, well, we all know how public the internet is! Andres Am I Friendzoned? Varona: with a shame level lower than your girls panties when I bring her back (no panties = no shame), Andres is your man for putting flyers under doors. Without him, the Tally masses would never know whats going down in the best clubs! Back to friendzone though, Andres shoots for dem 9s and 10s, ending the night not exactly knowing where he stands with her. Just always remember, if a girls invites you to play video games with her, youre either friendzoned or shes youre future wife. Jake Glow Fap Mothersill: with his white gloves of glowing inspiration, Jake is what we in the rave community call a glover. Recognizable by his little rhino hair spike, Jake entrances the masses with a flutter of his rainbow fingers, manipulating them into buying event tickets! With the assistance if GoPro Ho, the combination of video and lights create the ultimate promo vids. Just know that if you see the bathroom lights off and a vivid spectrum, well, thats why we call him Glow Fap! Nico Hungry Hungry JewFro Rigor: Im not Jewish, but I have the curls states the one and only Nico as he munches on a huge slice of MoMos. As the man whos always down for dat VIP life, Nico is fav among promoters. Ladies and gents, this guy will hook you up with a booth and bottles on bottles on hoes. #GoProHo . If you see this huge wrestling boi with gorgeous glasses and curls, hide your children before he eats them with his massive appetite! As always, come rage with BadPanda and da crew tonight as we celebrate the last Real When In Rome of Summer C!!! https://facebook/photo.php?v=769304509779185&set=vb.100000989293127&type=3&theater
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 21:23:03 +0000
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