she was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A 2 lb. Can of coffee and A 1 lb. Package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- You must be single. she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that? The drunk replied -- Cause youre ugly. I didnt think this was funny at all
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 05:35:52 +0000
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