t. I dont care if you believe me or not but here we are starting on May 19, 2012. I was watching a video on YouTube, it was about Skyrim and Mannequins. So as I finished listening to it I get a text. And all it says is run away. And so being the douche I am I simply reply no. And then almost as if the person I was texting was expecting that I would write that he instantly text me back Youve been warned. So later that week on I believe Thursday at I think around 7:00 pm I hear my doorbell, so naturally I go over and answer it. I was very surprised to see it but it was my ex-girlfriend Ruby McJonesic. So as I just stood there in astonishment she came over to me and started screaming in my face something that sounded like Theyre coming to get you! And then she stopped screaming and just fell down on her face and i her back was a cleaver and scrawled in her blood was a simple phrase. We warned you. So I started to freak out considering I just witnessed my first time watching someone die. And so I yelled up to my wife to lock herself in our room, and give me my M-16. She without question did exactly what I said and then locked herself in our room. So excepting my fate I stood outside with a gun in 1 hand and a crucifix in another and just broke down sobbing and praying to the Lord to forgive me and give me strength. And then I heard a loud booming voice say You Are Forgiven. So I felt much better after that so I just stood up and started looking for this murderer. Then something caught my eye moving inside of my shed. And then I started to walk carefully towards the shed with the M-16 clutched into both of my hands. And so when I approached the shed door I turned the knob. I opened the door (did not get on the floor) held out my gun and in my deepest most threatening voice and called out WHOS THERE?. And I started to turn until I was face to face with a... I dont even know what it was. It was a, an alien mixed with a mannequin, mixed with a wookie. It looked like so many different things, I just got startled and pulled the trigger not knowing that it was pointed at me and shot my self in the shoulder, and then I passed out. And then I woke up in the hospital and started writing this. So I dont care if you believe me or what I just had to write this. But before I go when I woke up in the hospital the nurse handed me my phone and it was another text and it simply said: I Warned You
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:23:46 +0000
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