thanks to everybody that wished me a happy birthday ..my weekend started off like a normal weekend ..i picked up Emma we went home she mowed the yard while i ran a compression test on my mustang then she helped me put a powersteering belt on it (i slung it off drag racing one night a few years ago ) ..sat morning we went out and ate breakfast at hardees then stoped by and talked to a friend to see if we could camp on his property sat nite ...went on home got some stuff ready to go camping and at noon me and emma took off to bear creek to ride the tube while my ole buddy jason from work tried to sling me off (he was successfull) ...his new nickname is the kleenex .(videos following story ) ....when we were done with that we went home washed the ole mustang headed out to the carshow at autozone ...while we were getting seatbelted in Emma couldnt quite figgure her 5 point harness out so by the time we got it on her i was done sweatting lol ...so were riding out by the church and there was a wedding taking place there on the steps was the bride and her brides maids all dressed in blue (bride wore white ) ...as i was looking over there at all the pretty tanned skin and all done up hair i noticed one by one they were turning to look at me ...well they were probably checking out the car ...( my head still swelled up lol) ..so we hit the car show scene hung out for a while Emma said while i was off talking that some lady came taking pics of my car and one beside me ..she said she thought it might b the news paper ...we left to go camping and i headed up to the highway and Dale Evans held his arms up like im supposed to do a burnout or something ....i couldnt resist ..i spun enough to get everybodys attention thats just about it lol ...so we go home park the stang jump in the truck and go camping ....we got the tent set up just before dark then we couldnt get a descent fire started ...( my wood was damp) ...then just after we got enough fire to cook a dog i was eating and it started raini.g (seriously ???) then i threw some stuff on the fire that made a big wonderful fire ..(video after story ) ...so the next day i wake up with a tremendous headache and i just wanted to die ....Emma just wanted to walk to the end of the property and float down to the campsite on lifejackets ...i put mine on like a diaper so i would bob up and down like a floater so i could fish ..so we walk up to the other field and saw a big ole deer and her lil ole bitty baby ...she stood there for a good minute then turned and left ..(no photos ..phone was back in the truck ..were fixing to jump in the water remember ????) so we get out in the water and to me its freezing cold and about 5 casts out when im just up above my knees in the water my line breaks and my 5 dollar luer lands on the other side of the river ..so i go after it and just about go into shock lol ...so were floating down river then Emmas dog thats afraid of water decides to jump in and join us lol ..so after a couple hours of floating i still have a headache and im having to deal with a dog thats tired of swimming and gets on a bank thats got a bluff right behind it and theres no way were coaxing the dog in to water and no way she is climbing the bank ..so i go swimming up stream with my lifejacket on like a diaper and my fishing utensel in one hand getting no where fast ..and about that time i felt the cramp .no it wasnt a leg cramp or a shoulder cramp it was a stomache cramp ...and it wasnt a swimmers cramp it was one of those distinct cramps that everybody knows when they get one that they have the hershey squirts ...the back door trots ..im talking the kind of cramps that you could put a screen on the comode sit down and never touch a wire type cramps ...and theres no where to get out ...i didnt want to go in the water cuz i know my friend and his daughter was down stream in the water fishing and swimming ..so there i was floating down river in the fetal position with my butthole puckerd bout to cry with my rod n real in my hand in between cramps explaining to Emma bout how when i hit the bank she needs to look across the river cuz what she might see may scar her for life....so when i finaly hit the bank everything came out ok and thats all yall need to know ...hey i know its not pretty but its my story and you chose to continue reading past the cramps not me lol ..so after i got dried off we packed up and came home and then is when we found out Emmas dog likes to ride in the back of a truck ...so i got to spend my whole weekend with Emma and we had lots of fun together ..i wouldnt have traded it for nothing else in the world ..the moral of my story is when u go camping dont buy cheap hotdogs ...they are murder on ya!
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 11:24:03 +0000
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