[trying to collect Christmas donations] 2nd Portly Gentleman: - TopicsExpress



          

[trying to collect Christmas donations] 2nd Portly Gentleman: What may we put you down for, sir? Scrooge: Nothing, sir. 1st Portly Gentleman: Ah, you wish to remain anonymous. Scrooge: I wish to be left alone, sir! That is what I wish! I dont make myself merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make idle people merry. I have been forced to support the establishments I have mentioned through taxation and God knows they cost more than theyre worth. Those who are badly off must go there. 2nd Portly Gentleman: Many would rather die than go there. Scrooge: If theyd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population. Good night, gentlemen. [walks away, then turns back] Scrooge: Humbug!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 18:28:03 +0000

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