#whydidntithinkboutitearlier I have gone from being respectable to being a pain in the ass with the constant updates bout my short film. It doesnt matter how genuine or a great cause I am putting my efforts for, to let it be heard in the mainland; people will get sick of it. It isnt some fancy lingerie update, a hollywood celebrity gossip, a super hot cleavage(please dont make a Deepika out of it now) or hot pouted lips; people are dead bored I know. And I am sorry for your rage. Then it dawned on me, Dont I have facebook celebrities in my friend list? Yes, dont they get 200 likes the least for their feeling sleepy, itchy, horny, bored etc etc updates? And dont ask me about when they upload their hyper edited super flawless, snow flake looking skin, barbie eyes pictures. Damn, pretty they look I must admit; 900-1200 likes and comments just like a smooth fart after a chicken biryani or a mixed fried rice. I should seek their help to promote my film I understand now. I will tell them that it will be for a great cause and that the gods of the univrerse will shower their blessings upon them; the 1000s of likes and comments they get showered already. And then what, all I have to do is eat pikke and pilla and fart my way to glory. My facebook celebrity friends will do the favor. Yeah, the guys wont even complain. Ting ding ning ding! ;)
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 17:59:16 +0000
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