>working at McDonalds >customer asks for big mac >says to hold the onions >put onions in it anyway >spit in it for disrespecting shrek >customer sees me spit in his burger >complains to manager >get fired on the spot >go home >pray to shrek >tell him what happened at work >hear a whisper >dont worrky, your problems will be ogre soon >wake up next day turn on the news >story on a double homicide >my ex manager and the customer were the victims >anchorman says both were beaten to death with an onion >hear another faint whisper >they shouldve checked themselves before they shrekd themselves #shrekislove #shrekislife
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 01:41:48 +0000
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