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> works in deli > customer comes up to the counter, 4 feet tall, dark hair > he complains about onions on his sandwich, because he is allergic > kicks into action, throwing chopped onions in his face > screams “your reign is ogre, farquad!!” > his face swells up and he dies > on death row > on execution day I request meal of raw onions and one last viewing of shrek 2 > prays to shrek to deliver me > gets taken to the electric chair > the burly man beside me flips the switch > the lights go out > I smell onions as someone whispers in my ear > ”it looks like the system ogre-loaded” > gets grabbed my genitals as I am yanked from the chair > begins wantonly slaughtering the confused guards, electricians, and other attendees with shrek at my side > escapes the building with an onion in one hand and the prison wardens severed cock in the other > end up on FBI’s top ten most wanted list > still hiding out in a swamp to this very day
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 22:37:18 +0000

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