ﺍﺻﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﻜﺎﻳﻪ ﻋﻤﺮﻫﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺑﺎﻟﻔﻠﻮﻭﺱ ﺃﻧﺎ ﺷﻨﻄﺘﻲ " ﻣﺎﺭﻛﺔ *.." ﺃﻧﺎ ﺳﺎﻋﺘﻲ "ﻣﺎﺭﻛﺔ *.." ﺃﻧﺎ ﺑﻨﻄﻠﻮﻧﻰ "ﻣﺎﺭﻛﺔ *.." ﺃﻧﺎ ﺟﺰﻣﺘﻲ " ﻣﺎﺭﻛﺔ ....." ﻗﺎﻝ ﻭﺯﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺘﺠﺎﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻧﺴﻲ : ) ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﻛﺎﺕ( ﻫﻲ ﺃﻛﺒﺮ ﻛﺬﺑﺔ ﺗﺴﻮﻳﻘﻴﺔ ﺻﻨﻌﻬﺎ ﺍﻻﺫﻛﻴﺎﺀ ﻟﺴﺮﻗﺔ ﺍﻻﺛﺮﻳﺎﺀ ﻓﺼﺪﻗﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻔﻘﺮﺍﺀ !! ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺷﻴﻞ " iphone " .. ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻧﻲ ﺫﻛﻲ ﻭﺍﻓﮭﻢ !!.. * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﻛﻞ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻓﻲ " Mac " ﺍﻭ " KFC " .. ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻣﻌﺎﻳﺎ ﻓﻠﻮﺱ *!!.. ﻣﺶ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺃﺣﺐ ﺃﻗﻌﺪ ﻣﻊ ﺇﺻﺤﺎﺑﻲ .. ﻧﻘﻌﺪ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻓﻲ " Star Bucks " ﺍﻭ " Costa " ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻧﻘﻨﻌﻚ ﺇﻧﻨﺎ ﺃﻭﻻﺩ ﻧﺎﺱ *!!.. ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺟﻴﺐ ﻟﺒﺴﻲ ﻣﻦ " Adidas " ﺍﻭ " Nike " ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺃﻛﻮﻥ ﻧﻀﻴﻒ !!.. * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﺑﺮﻃﻢ ﺑﺎﻹﻧﺠﻠﻴﺶ .. ﻭﻛﻞ ﺟﻤﻠﺔ ﺃﺩﺧﻞ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻛﻠﻤﺘﻴﻦ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻨﻲ ﻣﺜﻘﻒ !!.. * ﻣﺶ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺃﻣﺸﻲ ﺃﺳﻤﻊ " Adele " ﺃﻭ " Rihanna " ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻋﻨﻲ ﻣﺘﺤﻀﺮ !!.. ﺍﻧﺎ ﻣﻌﻈﻢ ﻟﺒﺴﻲ ﻣﻦ ﻭﺳﻂ ﺍﻟﺒﻠﺪ ﻳﺎ ﺳﻴﺪﻱ .. ﺑﺎﻗﻌﺪ ﻣﻊ ﺍﺻﺤﺎﺑﻲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻱ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ . ﻭﻟﻤﺎ ﻧﺠﻮﻉ ﺑﻨﺎﻛﻞ ﻋﺎﺩﻱ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻱ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ .. ﺑﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﻋﺮﺑﻲ ﻋﺎﺩﻱ ) ﻣﻊ ﺍﻧﻰ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺍﻛﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﺗﻜﻠﻢ ﺇﻧﺠﻠﻴﺶ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ ﻣﻨﻚ( .. ﻭﻟﻮ ﺷﺎﻳﻒ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻓﻘﻴﺮ ﻣﺜﻼ ﺃﻭ ﺑﺨﻴﻞ .. ﻓﺄﺣﺐ ﺃﻗﻮﻝ ﻟﺤﻀﺮﺗﻚ .. ﺇﻧﻚ ﻛﻤﺎﻥ ﻣﺮﻳﺾ .. ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺃﻋﻤﻞ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻓﻮﻕ .. ﺑﺲ ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﻔﻜﺮﺓ ﺇﻧﻲ ﺷﻔﺖ ﻧﺎﺱ .. ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻳﻌﻴﺸﻮﺍ ﺇﺳﺒﻮﻉ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﺑﺴﻌﺮ ﺗﻰ - ﺷﻴﺮﺕ ﻣﻦ Adidas .. ﺷﻔﺖ ﻋﺎﺋﻼﺕ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻳﺘﻐﺪﻭﺍ ﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺜﻤﻦ ﻗﻌﺪﺓ ﻣﻦ ﻗﻌﺪﺍﺕ Star Bucks .. ﻓﻌﺮﻓﺖ ﻭﻗﺘﻬﺎ ﺇﻥ ﺍﻟﻔﻠﻮﺱ ﻣﺶ ﻛﻞ ﺣﺎﺟﻪ ..ﻭﻋﺮﻓﺖ ﺇﻥ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺑﻴﻘﻴﺲ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﻟﻤﻨﺎﻇﺮ .. ﺩﻩ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻳﺘﻌﺎﻟﺞ ﺑﺴﺮﻋﺔ .. ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺎﻇﺮ ﻋﻤﺮﻫﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻣﻘﻴﺎﺱ ﻟﻠﺘﺤﻀﺮ )).. ﺍﻟﺘﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﺤﻘﻴﻘﻲ .. ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻷﺧﻼﻕ ﻭﺍﻟﻌﻘﻞ ((
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