1*Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein(1872) 2*He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) 3*He who fully unwraps asharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret -Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4*Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - MartinLuther King Jr. (1900) 5*Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of firemember - William Shakespeare(1788) 6*Anyone who graduated without xperiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeriaschool - Lord Lugard (1904) 7*He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Nelson mandela (1931) 8*Any man who drinks alomobitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) 9*Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). 10*He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe1947) 11*Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BELIGHT -Buhari 1980 Anyone who puts stew on jollofrice has trust issues. Fela Kuti(1979) 12*No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) 13*Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu(2011) 14*Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Oshiomole (2011) Courtesy (MC 2P)
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 11:48:20 +0000
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