1) The water used in making eba cannot be recovered. - Barack Obama (2009) 2) Those who eat Indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams. - Aristotle (1806). 3) He who fights and runs away, na fear dey catch am. - MIKE TYSON (1998.) 4) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried KANURI perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). 5) He who fully unwraps sharwama before eating it cannot keep secrets - Abraham Lincoln (1864). 6) Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a Mountain-of-Fire member. - William Shakespeare (1788.) 7) Any Nigerian who graduated without experiencing strike probably never attended Nigeria university. - Lord Lugard (1904). 8.) Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder. - Obasanjo(1999). 9) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell up before drinking it is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1843). 10) Anybody wey say notin dey happen for dis country, 9ja, will be shot 9 times - 2face Idibia (2006). 11) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - Sir Alex Ferguson (2005). 12) Anyone who says man doesnt develop from ape probably has not seen Obasanjo. - Chinua Achebe(1985). 13) No matter how lagos bus full,conductor must enter. - Gov. Fashola (2014). 14) Whether Jonah swallowed the fish or the Fish swallowed Jona, All na the same. - Abacha (1970). 15) Any woman who fries a bunch of plantain without testing one is trustworthy. - Mary Slessor (1880). 16)Any girl who uses teeth to cut shaky pepper soup in a joint with eyes wide open is not affraid of anything. - Dora Akunyili (1999). GOOD MORNING !!!!
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 06:33:49 +0000
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