37 REASONS WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE 1) Your name always stays the same. 2) The garage is ALL yours. 3) Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4) Chocolate is just another snack. 5) You can be president. 6) You can never be pregnant. And honestly, there is NO man who could EVER handle it anyway. 7) You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 9) Mechanics tell you the truth. 10) The world is your urinal. 11) You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.· 12) You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 13) Same work, more pay (unfortunately). 14) Wrinkles add character. 15) Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 16) People never stare at your chest when youre talking to them. 17) New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 18) One mood, all the time. 19) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 20) You know stuff about tanks. 21) A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 22) You can open all your own jars. 23) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 24) If someone forgets to invite you someplace, he/she can still be your friend. 25) Your underwear costs $8.95 for a 3 pack. 26) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 27) You almost never have strap problems in public. 28) You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 29) Everything on your face stays its original color. 30) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 31) You only have to shave your face and neck. 32) You can play with toys all your life. 33) One wallet, one pair of shoes = one color for all seasons.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 06:55:33 +0000