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A friend of mine called me one nite.......he wuz very upset......Said he wuz drivin with hiz wife on the boulevard...said they wuz a yeller school bus in front of him....Said a very heavy set young man dropped hiz drawers and put hiz moon in the winder fer all to see!...Dont Look Ethel!........My buddy wuz yellin and shakin he wuz so mad!.......Ill call the chief of police...the president of the school board...the govener he said......tolt him to calm down......asked him ifn he got a good look.......Wat ye mean he said.....could ye identify the perertrator I said.....I thank so,,,thank my wife could he said.......Waal to prosecute ye would have to positively identify the culprit....ye would have to view a lineup of six moons and pick the responsible one out........That thought cooled him down.....Said he seed enuff moons.....Tolt him he would jes have to grin and bare it......And turn the other cheek.......And that they would only have give him a pat on the butt anyway........Pore Mans Sage...>)))>
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 06:45:34 +0000

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