A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?” “I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?” “Yes”, she purrs, “I am.” The man replies “Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich.”
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 14:45:12 +0000
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