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A lady once went to a publishing company to advertise herself on the newspaper. Lady : I need a man in my life, a trustworthy and reliable man. I want a man who will not beat me, a man who will not walk away from me and a man wholl satisfy my needs in bed Two weeks later a man on a wheelchair with disability knocks on the ladys door at her crib. The lady opens the door and asks: Lady : hi sir, can I help you? Man : hi, Im the answer to your man hunt Lady : I beg your pardon? Man : Im the man you need Lady : but you dont have hands Man : I wont beat you Lady : you dont have legs Man : I wont walk away from you Lady : did you actually read the last portion on the newspaper, where I stated that I need a man wholl satisfy me in bed? Man : of course, o nakgana ke kokotile ka eng?

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