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A plane with 5 people on board was about to crash, but there were only 4 parachutes. The 1st person, Lionel Messi, said, Im the worlds best footballer, I cant die now! So he took one of the parachutes and left. Aliko Dangote, said, Im the richest man in Africa, I cant die now! So he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was a Nigerian President and he said, Im the smartest President in the world, so I cant die now! So he took one and left. Then the Pope said to the little girl, Take the last one, Ill sacrifice my life for you. The little girl replied, No need for that, your Holiness, there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her, How come? The little girl replied, That Nigerian President took my school bag!

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